The Best Bible Jokes &
Riddles
After
such an immersion into Scripture, it’s time to laugh and play.
Though
friends in your small group may guffaw at your punny-ness, kids are more likely
to laugh hard and share a few of their own. Here are some best Bible jokes and
riddles:
Q. Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
A. Because he knew there was something fishy about it.
Q. Who was the greatest
financier in the Bible?
A. Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in
liquidation.
Q. Where was Solomon’s temple located?
A. On the side of his head.
Q. Where is the first tennis
match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Q. What excuse did Adam
give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. What did Adam say on the day
before Christmas?
A. It’s Christmas, Eve!
Q. How does Moses make his
coffee?
A. Hebrews it.
Q. Where was Solomon’s temple located?
A. On the side of his head.
Q. Where is the first tennis
match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Q. What excuse did Adam
give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. What did Adam say on the day
before Christmas?
A. It’s Christmas, Eve!
Q. How does Moses make his
coffee?
A. Hebrews it.
